I NEVER turn down free food… but I don’t want that
The Heavyweight Musings of Gavin Larkin
I do the thinking, so you don't have to…
If you can’t do the time…
“This is fucking embarrassing, we’re getting bummed in the showers in Strangeways”
Law unto myself fools
Yeah, rape isn’t surprise sex Steve!
Change the subject fools
Stranger: “the Missus is being a bit crabby..”
Me: “yeah but Lee Cattermole is a complete cunt”
Marine Mammal Fools
“And don’t forget to tell him to swivel like his bird does to get out of the whale tank at the sea life centre”
camel case fools
“YES, yes with a capital y”
Numeracy fools
“Us 3 are like salt and pepper”
Don’t be (past)tense, just chill fools
“You know them two girls tonight…I’d have did them! Soooo Goood!”
Motivate yourself fools
Game day motivation
No one kills Apollo Cried on my watch
Mantra for life fools
What’s the point of being a softlad and going “ahh, well done for being f*cking shit and patting eachother on the dick” – if you can’t take criticism get out of the kitchen
